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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Death Before Decaf.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @death-before-decaf)</generator><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ade910ef9dd2ec5e15f61393843fae5/tumblr_mn064rnBwk1qgh575o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50738099591</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50738099591</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 12:36:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pet peeves that I didn't think I'd ever encounter again after leaving Reed:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;The phrase, &amp;#8220;In this paper,&amp;#8221;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Block quotes in French or Spanish that the author doesn&amp;#8217;t bother to translate&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50664393164</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50664393164</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:13:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When I'm out to dinner and can't finish all of the food on my plate</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/50311987474/when-im-out-to-dinner-and-cant-finish-all-of-the-food"&gt;whatshouldwecallme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="250" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8a584cb67cc33d10303bcafe5baad754/tumblr_inline_mm8iynfSmU1qz4rgp.gif" width="245"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="250" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1a118b509f914ede8d4379e291ade148/tumblr_inline_mm8iytQMWC1qz4rgp.gif" width="245"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You guys, THAT&amp;#8217;S THE CARPET FROM THE SHINING.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/b82ffc1ff3558ea83dc81f12f692121d/tumblr_inline_mmpzjjYnz41qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50321547317</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50321547317</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 00:38:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dochuu:

let me explain u a thing thorin oakenwhatever
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41601b1a3b45ac8829b0302cd72fc5a7/tumblr_mlzaojylTZ1riosauo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6f9f74554cda7b37c68143fcbfa4a4f/tumblr_mlzaojylTZ1riosauo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dochuu.tumblr.com/post/49110920787/let-me-explain-u-a-thing-thorin-oakenwhatever"&gt;dochuu&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;let me explain u a thing thorin oakenwhatever&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50203719656</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50203719656</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 19:13:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>APPLICATION ACCEPTED</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I GET TO MOVE OUT IN THREE WEEKS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/6ad6efebb58cec560167766a656ff217/tumblr_inline_mmmi9vQE401qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/7756498f0ed8c34d7350d8215b3e39d3/tumblr_inline_mmmiatCEN11qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/2fa9b59e2f8fe7b4be2e62436ca21648/tumblr_inline_mmmibnm63R1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50151220607</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50151220607</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 03:34:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>nprfreshair:

Happy Friday, dogs!
photo via Landscape Architects...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ade7f6ee12e8daba3979f49791bf29c0/tumblr_mmlgoyFqPo1qd9dz2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nprfreshair.tumblr.com/post/50103825305/happy-friday-dogs-photo-via-landscape"&gt;nprfreshair&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Happy Friday, dogs!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;photo via Landscape Architects Network&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50103980735</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50103980735</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 15:06:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Me everytime I get an email today from my mom or my adviser or...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/218742f715c075ca7cd8ddb5a7e45647/tumblr_mmjoe1KBDH1qgh575o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Me everytime I get an email today from my mom or my adviser or the PGSA or undergrads or the dept. secretary or ANYONE THAT ISN’T AFFILIATED WITH THE APARTMENT COMPLEX CURRENTLY PROCESSING MY APPLICATION.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50026679447</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/50026679447</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 14:51:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What I've spent most of my 20's trying to hold onto </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/49912509114/what-ive-spent-most-of-my-20s-trying-to-hold-onto"&gt;whatshouldwecallme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://i.imgur.com/afals8O.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49912586320</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49912586320</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 00:21:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0bb1139c0dcaa18da54dfe9dd0feb2a/tumblr_mkyz54kLGB1rl3565o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/85c2ddda16f98b00e1b1f2ef84757def/tumblr_mkyz54kLGB1rl3565o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49786238853</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49786238853</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 14:03:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb7250b2e0b594bdc29dfcccd0cee36a/tumblr_mm8ihhYI6l1rtrw8qo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d80df702e8cc522fb7d919c51b06d29/tumblr_mm8ihhYI6l1rtrw8qo2_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a4eb48959f1f13703c664014cb4d726/tumblr_mm8ihhYI6l1rtrw8qo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49711073528</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49711073528</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 15:50:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Finding a place to rent takes nerves of steel</title><description>&lt;p&gt;In the past week I have:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Finally accepted that my living situation is fucked up.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Embraced the idea of moving.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Given 90 days notice to my landlady.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Called at least 7 different complexes.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Gotten my hopes dashed.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Learned a lesson, got back up.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Embraced that this will be heinously expensive and I&amp;#8217;ll need to have a tighter budget.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Applied for another place.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Started being processed, second in line behind someone who looks like they might back out.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And if this doesn&amp;#8217;t work, something else will. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not too shabby for a full-time doctoral student with 2 tests last week and 2 grants due soon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bec15a06780c526496a3c4adc274eab8/tumblr_inline_mmavw8W5vj1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49638339322</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49638339322</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 20:55:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dd0f24ab2b576bd5f23fdb3d586a140/tumblr_mmaub0B6ab1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/49636009666/via"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1dp2c4/release_the_quackin/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49636202662</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49636202662</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 20:23:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just when things were starting to get unspeakably bad in my apartment, I went on CL and found the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Just when things were starting to get unspeakably bad in my apartment, I went on CL and found the world&amp;#8217;s most perfect basement studio. We emailed and they casually suggested I come by tomorrow afternoon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tonight they emailed to say that it was gone. I know I shouldn&amp;#8217;t have gotten my hopes up, and I literally have 90 days to find a new place to live, but that glimmer of hope was the only thing making living here bearable.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49574667255</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49574667255</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2013 02:17:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tastefullyoffensive:

The Godfather: A Game of Corleones[via]
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6878107e062db300e564cb74598e4562/tumblr_mm4v5dMxbC1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5da9b2b5abfa7e1f03d41cd5eba8489b/tumblr_mm4v5dMxbC1qewacoo2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/49374526341/facebook-a-game-of-groans"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;The Godfather: A Game of Corleones&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;[&lt;a href="http://imgur.com/QB6Qmen"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49375252241</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49375252241</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 15:06:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the-absolute-best-gifs:

yesterdaysmeme
did you know pigs are...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m507dgfdXK1qca6wyo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m507dgfdXK1qca6wyo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m507dgfdXK1qca6wyo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m507dgfdXK1qca6wyo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m507dgfdXK1qca6wyo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m507dgfdXK1qca6wyo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m507dgfdXK1qca6wyo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m507dgfdXK1qca6wyo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m507dgfdXK1qca6wyo9_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gifs.1000notes.com/post/49136931361/yesterdaysmeme-did-you-know-pigs-are-cleaner-and"&gt;the-absolute-best-gifs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yesterdaysmeme.tumblr.com/post/24414603034/did-you-know-pigs-are-cleaner-and-learn-tricks"&gt;yesterdaysmeme&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;did you know pigs are cleaner and learn tricks faster than dogs???? god i want a pig so bad. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;This post has been featured on a &lt;a href="http://www.1000notes.com"&gt;1000notes.com&lt;/a&gt; blog.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49244711752</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49244711752</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 02:43:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Tomorrow:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/49236654515/tomorrow"&gt;whatshouldwecallme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="320" src="http://media.tumblr.com/967ce45bc8f67f508a83593e2ff66a98/tumblr_inline_mlshv4XjAy1rnvwt1.gif" width="450"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49242418665</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49242418665</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:45:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This will be the mantra that gets me through the next 8 weeks...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5edd5f2cb4c559fe0f2a231495880f0c/tumblr_mlz133ah871qgh575o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This will be the mantra that gets me through the next 8 weeks with my roommate.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49094911280</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49094911280</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:16:17 -0400</pubDate><category>labyrinth</category></item><item><title>Well, it's official</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I need to move the hell out of this apartment and get my own place. No more Craigslist randos, no more taking a chance on strangers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now I just need to actually find somewhere I can afford and pray that my insane roommate doesn&amp;#8217;t make the next 8 weeks a living hell.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/767b0acbac7ce449ac3ff43e7e0f4813/tumblr_inline_mlyl2xZtrP1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49079166786</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/49079166786</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 05:30:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I have had a pretty awful few weeks, but today someone asked me, &amp;#8220;what&amp;#8217;s making you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have had a pretty awful few weeks, but today someone asked me, &amp;#8220;what&amp;#8217;s making you happy this week?&amp;#8221; This is an excellent question.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;A gooey chocolate salted caramel cake cop&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A smiley face and encouraging words in the email from my adviser&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Not one but two birthday dinner/drink gatherings&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A free t-shirt and 32 oz. beer&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Easy readings for class&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/f65e7751c1354efe15231e6760b33c69/tumblr_inline_mlwfz46LpF1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/48987896656</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/48987896656</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:45:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/84eb448dca2f42bc20c0c08fa3621d1e/tumblr_mlwek2KGj21qewacoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/48986367303/via"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/tastefullyoffensive"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/48987291525</link><guid>http://death-before-decaf.tumblr.com/post/48987291525</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 01:32:36 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
