April 2011
66 posts
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Apr 1st
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March 2011
68 posts
Mar 31st
Mar 31st
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Dear Gorgeous Freshman,
If you don’t stop humming “Careless Whisper”, I’m going to have to jump your bones.
Mar 31st
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Today we managed to make "26 Men and 1 Girl" by...
into a metaphor for Plato’s Cave. And they say that Hum 110 is useless!
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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“He’s just consumed her, and now he’s going to consume this very...”
– Lena effing Lencek
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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My thesis already mentions Steve Buscemi and...
The RENN FAYRE THEME REVEAL happened and shifted people’s answers. Christ, I hope no one ever reads this thing.
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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“Someone just offered to sell me weed that will get me ‘higher than Brad...”
– Rob Lowe to Josh Malina
Mar 25th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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Dear Coke Talk: On philosophers and fools. →
dearcoketalk: Heartbreak is not inevitable…why are you so bitter? Sure there are hard times but some people who say “forever” mean it. I’m sorry that has not been your experience. Every time I read your articles I end up thinking about you and how miserable your existence must be and what horrible life…
Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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“…you elitist, Harvard, fascist,...”
– CJ Cregg
Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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“In my present mood five minutes are enough to make me as sick of him as if...”
Mar 18th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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"We're talking about Chekhov today....
…are you completely demoralized and depressed?”
Mar 17th
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Dear Gorgeous Freshman,
You’re ENTJ, I’m INTJ, and we can both quote The Sandlot verbatim. We should be together.
Mar 16th
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If your engagement ring
has crosses, a diamond, Irish knots AND writing on it, you’ve gone too far.
Mar 16th
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Mar 15th
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WatchWatch
They are so smart!!!
Mar 15th
More words that don't exist in English but should:
Gheegle: (Filipino) The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearably cute. I experience this urge at least twice a day (on a good day). Also, it rhymes with “beagle”. How perfect!
Mar 14th
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“She would awake from her nap once again to that peculiarly Russian boredom, the...”
– Leskov
Mar 13th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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“If you haven’t produced anything by age 33, haven’t changed the...”
– Lena
Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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“If I had another life, and maybe I will, I’d want to teach another course...”
– Lena
Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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“I’m not a fountain of penis-piercing knowledge!”
– That one freshman
Mar 10th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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“8 inches is a really long cockroach!”
– I really need to watch what I say at work
Mar 8th
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