April 2011
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March 2011
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Dear Gorgeous Freshman,
If you don’t stop humming “Careless Whisper”, I’m going to have to jump your bones.
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Today we managed to make "26 Men and 1 Girl" by...
into a metaphor for Plato’s Cave.
And they say that Hum 110 is useless!
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He’s just consumed her, and now he’s going to consume this very...
– Lena effing Lencek
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My thesis already mentions Steve Buscemi and...
The RENN FAYRE THEME REVEAL happened and shifted people’s answers.
Christ, I hope no one ever reads this thing.
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Someone just offered to sell me weed that will get me ‘higher than Brad...
– Rob Lowe to Josh Malina
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Dear Coke Talk: On philosophers and fools. →
dearcoketalk:
Heartbreak is not inevitable…why are you so bitter? Sure there are hard times but some people who say “forever” mean it. I’m sorry that has not been your experience. Every time I read your articles I end up thinking about you and how miserable your existence must be and what horrible life…
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…you elitist, Harvard, fascist,...
– CJ Cregg
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In my present mood five minutes are enough to make me as sick of him as if...
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"We're talking about Chekhov today....
…are you completely demoralized and depressed?”
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Dear Gorgeous Freshman,
You’re ENTJ, I’m INTJ, and we can both quote The Sandlot verbatim. We should be together.
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If your engagement ring
has crosses, a diamond, Irish knots AND writing on it, you’ve gone too far.
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They are so smart!!!
More words that don't exist in English but should:
Gheegle: (Filipino) The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearably cute.
I experience this urge at least twice a day (on a good day).
Also, it rhymes with “beagle”. How perfect!
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She would awake from her nap once again to that peculiarly Russian boredom, the...
– Leskov
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If you haven’t produced anything by age 33, haven’t changed the...
– Lena
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If I had another life, and maybe I will, I’d want to teach another course...
– Lena
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I’m not a fountain of penis-piercing knowledge!
– That one freshman
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8 inches is a really long cockroach!
– I really need to watch what I say at work